It's time for our annual mid-January update. The days are getting longer, the players are getting antsier, and the ants in my pants have begun to dance, dance, dance.
The new beverage, the 'SoBeverclear' has been sweeping the nation. At least since midnight tonight. Tomorrow, most of the Turkeys will be testing their light beer drinking skills aboard a converted school bus in honor of Mike, Toms, and Brent's birthdays. Results and pictures will categorically be reported.
The Vikings have bestowed Super Bowl fever upon even the stodgiest of fans, during a time when the Wild Turkeys brand (NASDAQ "TURK") is flourishing. The broomball team is undeafeated and the basketball team is playing well.
Mike recently returned from the African continent, where he presumably picked up "free" labor who can patrol the outfield as easily as they can construct a wicker chair. We'll see if these off-season acquisitions pan out.
I'll see you guys in March, when Derek emerges from his ice cave and predicts if there is another six weeks of winter
