The latest news in the blogosphere is that Bob Mack is now an expecting father. His wife and he recently broke the news at a press conference. By a press conference, I mean I was drinking with Colin last week and I think he told me. Either way, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!! Unless you were drinking with Colin and I last week.
This potentially makes Bob the first father in Wild Turkey history.
It automatically makes Bob the most responsible Turkey. Here is a list of creatures I could not properly take care of:
-human child
-dog
-tropical fish
-plant
-flu virus
Congratulations to Bob and his blushing bride. If the child is a male, his future Turkey training will begin immediately by giving him one beer a day, which will eventually be expanded to two, and three, and so forth. Plus, I believe that is common practice in Bemidji anyway.
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