Monday, April 13, 2009

Welcome Back

Spring is finally upon us. Birds are fornicating with bees, Miken bats are being purchased amid a financial crisis, and the Wild Turkeys have come out of hibernation.

Our season begins a week from tomorrow with an exhibition game against the not-so-fearsome Silver Bullets. It should give us a chance to shake off some of the rust, break in the new Miken NRG 600 Pro Series bat, and drink Busch Lights in a parking lot while hiding from the MPD.

It feels good to post again. I have some content planned for the early days of the season, including updated career stats, an introduction of a new starting Turkey, and our very first Hall of Fame ballot.

See you at Park T on the 21st.

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