The Wild Turkeys hit the low point in franchise history last night when they lost to the Silver Bullets, 6-4. There isn't a lot to say about the game except that we scored 4 runs in 7 innings against the worst team in the league.
Things became a little bit more fun at the Park Tavern afterwards. In the first Nacho Challenge attempt in more than a year, Woodpond attempted to become the 11th player in Turkey history to join the club. He cruised through the first 90% with little hesitation. With a little more than two big bites left, he started to hit the wall, and he had to go outside for some fresh air.
Pictured below: Paparazzi snag a photo of Woodpond catching his breath and dry-heaving in the PT parking lot.
Woodpond returned in worse shape than when he left. He stared at his nachos for a few minutes while the rest of the team reminded him that everyone has passed the challenge except for Brent. He was even receiving inspirational text messages from ex-Turkeys.
In the end, Brent the Frow-Up Cat got in his head and Woodpond lost the mental battle, throwing in the towel. He managed to hold in the 15/16 nacho portion that was in his stomach until later on, where he found relief in some grass. The photographic evidence is available but I declined to post it on this family-friendly site.
So, Woodpond became the second person to fail the Nacho Challenge, but he has two attempts left. Will he step up before the end of the fall season? Brent the Frow-Up Cat hopes not.
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