The Wild Turkey Softball Club started off on the right foot with a 22-7 beatdown of the Silver Bullets. Any signs of previous offensive ineptitude were erased as the Turkeys scored 22 in only 6 innings of play.
However, SP Tom Bequette LITERALLY started off on the wrong foot when he re-tore his Achilles tendon during the second at-bat of the season. He is doubtful for the rest of the season, and sources close to the pitcher reveal that he's in a deep alcohol-soaked depression. However, he'll stay on with the club as a manager because he has nothing else to do on Tuesday nights.
In the exhibition game, Larson hit two dingers, and Adam and Joe each added 1. The Turkeys hadn't hit 4 homeruns in a game in quite some time, so they were pleased to do so with old bats.
After the game, they celebrated the victory in extravagant fashion at the Park Tavern by ordering 6 pitchers for only 6 players. The waitress even stopped by to say hello and to praise us for our softball skills. She even showered us with a substantial check.
All hail the Turkeys
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