Tuesday, April 22, 2008

WOOOOO! Coach's Week 1 Reaction

Record: 0-0 (1-0)

The Wild Turkeys have just completed their first undefeated preseason. If I were you, I'd reserve my spot on the parade route now (prime seats are still available on Valders Ave.). The Turkeys are looking to become the first team to finish 19-0 since the Paa-. The first team to finish 19-0. We pulled off the victory in dramatic fashion, getting back-to-back homers in the bottom of the 6th to take the lead and getting a 2-out, game-winning hit in the bottom of the 7th to win it. The victory tasted like extra sweet Bud Light, because it came against our hated rivals, Alliance. Jump on the bandwagon now, the Turkeys came out of the oven hot!

Gameball goes to: Cooper, with a game-winning hit in the 7th

Goat of the week: Mike, because he didn't show up to the scrimmage or the first game. See you in AAA, smallfry

Times Big Daddy Alliance said he was going to beat up Tad: 3

Look for a shakeup in the lineup due to the first week's stats

2 comments:

Chris Larson said...

Look, we can leave comments. Lets bring back messaging like its 'Papa Dan's World'.

Anyone due for beers this first week?

BarryObama said...

Those were the good ole days, that is until we got run over by a hundred vampires, zombies, hessians, lesbians and other assorted gothic creatures.

Knocking that damn Carrot Top board off the web in under 24 hours was one of our greatest accomplishments ever, and mankind is forever grateful.