We have all heard about Red Sawx Nation. Their obnoxious accents and condescending ways have enraged us since they won the first of two World Series titles a few years ago. However, Wild Turkey Nation has been growing and solidifying for the last three years. Does Red Sawx Nation have an anthem? If so, it's probably this. Here are the lyrics to the Wild Turkey National Anthem...
Nat-ty ice
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearin' apart
My blue, blue heart
-natty ice rap section-
Nat-ty ice you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Nat-ty ice you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when you're just in my hand
Nat-ty ice you make me feel so sad
Any time i see you go it makes me feel bad
Nat-ty ice you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
Nat-ty ice you give me a whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing
/wipes tear from eye
2 comments:
While reading that I just realized that my two heros in life are both named "X." The baseball star and the poet.
That's one of those cosmic ironies that we all have to deal with.
Great anthem though, I'm crying like a baby here.
durka durrrrrrr
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