Every year, on the third Tuesday in May, the Wild Turkeys and Park Tavern Green play for the coveted Park Tavern Cup. This year, the Turkeys won in dominating fashion, 17-5. Instead of one offensive outburst, it was a slow, dominating performance in which only one homerun (a solo shot) was hit. Tom B had a no-hitter through three innings, but it was broken up in the fourth as PT Green put their only 5 runs on the board. The Turkeys swiftly retaliated with a string of singles and put the game out of reach.
Our record after pre-game drinking: 3-0
Our record after pre-game sobriety: 0-1
It's clear that we need to drink before the game. Derek unintentionally introduced us to our new beer of choice. After we won the game, Jake was so excited we won the trophy that he merged our favorite beer and the trophy into a super-awesome costume.
All hail the Turkeys!
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